After finally capturing her ass at its perfect angle for her Instagram page, local woman Britany Lynn found herself struggling to come up with the right caption.
“I need one that really captures the essence of my ass. Should it be ‘summer nights’? Or… ‘Thinkin bout u?’ Or something more literal, like ‘cheeky’?” she wonders aloud as she adjusts the filters, carefully blurring out the toilet behind her.
At press time, Britany revealed that she decided to go with three simple peach emojis, since “a picture says a thousand words anyway.”
This article was written for Chainsaw by Greg Johnson